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Do it for The Vine! ([personal profile] streamy) wrote in [community profile] thevine2026-02-15 04:12 pm
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✦ WEEKEND ZERO........2!

✦ WEEKEND ZERO: PILOT EPISODE PT. 2
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REMAINING
On Sunday in the afternoon, you hear a very loud foghorn interrupting whatever it is you're doing! When you look up over the ocean, you'll see... an island! Whoa! We're almost there! In fact, we are there, so go get a last drink to go and get ready to disembark. It's hard to see the docks, because instead of wood, they're made of glass, for some reason. They're also currently being lapped by the ocean waves, which is why the yacht avoids them entirely and heads directly to the beach - an idealistic, beautiful place with soft white sand and sparkling blue waves. From this distance, you can see not only the beach, but an enormous mansion not too far from the sand. That looks nice... hope you're staying there, right? A second foghorn goes off, and you find yourself ushered to the gangplank by a troupe of very determined bunnies. These bunnies shove phones into your hands as you pass! You'll get a better look at them in a minute, because the bunnies do not stop there - they practically shove you off the boat down to the beach. Guarded by a pack of catfish-like creatures in little valet outfits, your home items will be there to receive you once you set foot on the soft, white sands. And just a few paces ahead, you spot three colorful figures...
New phone, who dis?
Yay, a phone! Wow, you've been set up with the works, huh? This is one of those fancy phones that cost more than half your yearly salary. Anyway, they've got plenty of features, and the best part is that they're constantly monitoring what you have to say at all times! Whoa! Your brand new Citrus Plus phone includes:
✦ Texting (as well as voice-to-text) ✦ Calling ✦ Video/Video Chat ✦ Notes functionality ✦ A camera ✦ A music player (called Smoothie) ✦ Full access to the Grapevine, an OnlyFruits exclusive network, as well as a selection of stickers, gifs, emoji, and more! ✦ Full access to the Fruit Juicer, an application for voting that seems to have no function outside of specific days ✦ Full access to Vitamin D, our specialized application that allows for you to get into your assigned team lounge! The D is for door.
You can add password protection to these phones, if you'd like. It can be through facial recognition, a six letter/number password, or a fingerprint scan. Your phone is the same color as your team (so orange, yellow, or green), and has a cute little fruit shaped charm hanging from it. It essentially looks like an iPhone, except how it isn't so we here at OnlyFruits don't get sued. And last but not least, it's not invincible! If you throw it, it'll shatter the screen or scuff the case, just like a normal phone. Don't drop it in the pool. You can get a new one, theoretically, but you don't want to know what the cost will be.
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☰ OOC NOTES
✦ You now have a brand new phone! See above container for all the functions and such. There's a scroll bar, so read carefully! ✦ ICly, profiles are now available and you know what team you're on. ✦ Home items are now in your possession. Yay. ✦ You still have to sleep on the boat for this Sunday. Your forever home is not ready yet. For reasons. ✦ Don't forget to turn in your PCs if you start them! ✦ Have fun, and always continue feel free to come talk to the mods if you have any issues or comments or anything you want to share.
abracatdabra: (cat!!! i'm a kitty cat!!!!)

[personal profile] abracatdabra 2026-02-22 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ immediately brings his hand back to rub against his ear and go like nya? in pure innocence ]

That's quite the visual effect you've got there!
abracatdabra: (i'm a very manly muppet)

[personal profile] abracatdabra 2026-02-22 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
How about... bamboozled?

[ is this what's important right now ]
abracatdabra: (and i meow meow meow)

[personal profile] abracatdabra 2026-02-22 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That's quite the look! How about distressed? Overwhelmed? Rejuvenated?

[ stop him. ]
abracatdabra: (who tried to sing)

[personal profile] abracatdabra 2026-02-22 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Without any hesitation or delay, too... [ woaaah... ] But why the secret identity?
abracatdabra: ('cause i'm stupid as hell)

[personal profile] abracatdabra 2026-02-22 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What's the prize?

See, I think you're underestimatin' the allure of mystery these helmets might give.
abracatdabra: (and i poopoopoo peedeepee papa?)

[personal profile] abracatdabra 2026-02-22 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if that's enough...

[ it's not like you're running the damn thing, cait, you do not have to give away prizes ]

Is that so? Are we to be expectin' a dramatic type of contest then?
abracatdabra: (everytime he plays)

[personal profile] abracatdabra 2026-02-22 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hrm ]

How big of a meltdown are we talkin' here?
abracatdabra: (yeah they got you where they want you)

[personal profile] abracatdabra 2026-02-22 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ scratches the back of his neck ]

Och, I'm just a low level grunt, the intricacies are a bit beyond me. But not having a spendin' limit does tell me something, alright.

[ nothing good tho........ ]
abracatdabra: (from nine to five)

[personal profile] abracatdabra 2026-02-22 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ kind of. shrugs helplessly. not a no and not a yes ]

No censoring then?
abracatdabra: (you would think that)

[personal profile] abracatdabra 2026-02-23 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wee bit of a potty mouth are you? But the company still doesnae want you to complain too loudly, eh?
abracatdabra: (cat i'm a kitty cat)

[personal profile] abracatdabra 2026-02-23 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ please clap for scottish ]

Now that really is startin' to sound like a true corporate line... [ points at his face ] C'mon then! Peddlin' like that, you gotta give us a smile with it, or no one will believe it.
abracatdabra: (there's a better life)

[personal profile] abracatdabra 2026-02-23 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ thumbs up ]

Now that's a perfect business smile if I've ever seen one!