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Do it for The Vine! ([personal profile] streamy) wrote in [community profile] thevine2026-02-15 04:10 pm
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✦ WEEKEND ZERO

✦ WEEKEND ZERO: PILOT EPISODE
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Good afternoon passengers, and welcome to the marvelous Scylla, heading directly for Napalm Springs... We are expected to arrive in approximately a time... Please enjoy your refreshments and entertainment while we make our way through the coral reef...
And with the startling boom of a foghorn, you awake on the deck of a boat. A superyacht, specifically! This isn't where you just were, but you should've seen this coming, right? Whether it was five minutes ago or five years ago, you signed a contract with a representative who told you they could make your dreams come true. Seems like your contract has activated! The OnlyFruits Media Group has collected each of you to shuttle off to a brand new season of The Vine, a reality show where three teams compete against each other for the chance to have their dearest dreams come true. There's always a twist (what sort of fruit would we be if there wasn't some sort of zest), but... you aren't quite sure what that twist might be just yet. Is that anxiety you're feeling, or are you just seasick? Anyway. When you wake up, you'll find that you are all dressed in dapper formal clothing. What a way to make a first impression! To both you and your... fans, potentially, since you get the sense that you're being watched, even if you're not sure how. If you have personal belongings, you won't find them for now - maybe they got sent ahead to your location already? And yes, this includes pets. Oh no. But there's nothing to be done about it. You might as well enjoy your stay on the Scylla, for now. And maybe meet your future potential teammates and rivals, while you're at it?
YO HO HO HO
In the words of Twerking With the Stars season 15 winner, Smdy Aamberg: You're on a boat! (You're on a boat!) You're on a boat! (You're on a boat!) Everybody look at you 'cause you're sailing on a boat!
It's a little packed on this ship, but for the most part? You're not too crowded. It's made to carry about forty people, so there's enough space to spread out. You can even find little places to be alone, should you so wish. Mostly. Again, you think there might be cameras, but you can't see any of them and even if you could, you wouldn't be able to break them. The main attraction of the ship is the cabin on the deck. Inside the cabin is a fully stocked bar, complete with mixers and garnishes. A fridge with pre-made meals spans across the underside of this bar, and there's enough in there for everybody on board to have at least three meals a day. How does it all fit? Just trust us, it does. If you try to take more than your fair share, you'll get electrocuted by a mysterious force, so maybe don't do that. Or do, if you're into that kind of thing.
There are tables and booths inside the cabin to hang out in, as well as a dance floor smack dab in the middle of the floorspace. There is a disco ball hanging down from the ceiling in the center of the multicolored dancefloor. From nine PM to midnight, this plays in the cabin, so enjoy your clubbing. At least it's not able to be heard outside of the cabin itself, so if you want to sleep, you can do so on the deck. There's a bunch of lounge chairs out there, go wild. Speaking of, aside from the lounge chairs, on the deck is a small pool with a hot tub extension. It's perfect for lazing about with a drink, or getting to know your fellow contestants. And why did we tell you to find a lounge chair to sleep in? Well, unfortunately all of the rooms in the sleeping quarters are locked and cannot be opened by any means, save for one. This room has one king-sized waterbed with a funhouse mirror on the ceiling directly above it, an armchair in the corner, and nothing else. The door to this room does not lock, and is weirdly warm. You can sleep here. Not sure why you'd want to, but you can. And yes, there are bathrooms. Public ones, with stalls and sinks. There is one shower. Keep that in mind. At the very back of the yacht is what appears to be the engine room, or something like it. It's locked, but the sign on the door reads:
YOUR CAPTAIN TODAY IS FLYINGWAY. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR TRIP TO THE ISLAND.
No amount of brute force or wits can break into this room. If you try to get in anyway, do let us know.
Special Delivery!
As a complimentary gift for participating on the Vine Season 69, you receive a small canvas tote bag full of goodies!
✦ A small box containing three mini key lime tarts.A cute handheld fan with a detachable stand. ✦ A pillow that definitely doesn't look like what you think it is (slightly NSFW). ✦ A book about how to deal with the stress of travel! ✦ A colorful OnlyFruits water bottle.A pack of sesame biscuits. Not cookies. These are legally and emotionally distinct from cookies. You feel this in your soul.
☰ OOC NOTES
✦ Welcome to your Weekend 0 Mingle! ✦ You currently DO NOT have your home item, any canon outfits, or your game-provided phone. Powers are off. ✦ ICly, profiles are still hidden! We will let you know when you can see them ICly. This also means your character ICly does not know what team they are! ✦ Don't forget to turn in your PCs if you start them! ✦ Have fun, and always feel free to come talk to the mods if you have any issues or comments or anything you want to share!
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[personal profile] cleaved 2026-02-21 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ honestly he's so valid for this that she doesn't even seem bothered by him taking the wholeass bottle, and instead grabs a glass. ]

Oh, everything under the sun and then some, I think. There's some liquors back here that we don't have where I'm from, so I've just been taking a shot of everything to find out what they taste like.
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[personal profile] bawanggong 2026-02-21 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh shit, good plan. What's the best stuff so far?

[ quick, glasses. this is a kind of social experiment he wants in on, asap. ]
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[personal profile] cleaved 2026-02-21 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she'll deposit a like. old-fashioned glass in front of him - it's what she's been drinking from, rinsing between shots. ]

My favorite to drink is rye beer, and what they have in stock here isn't too bad. The apple brandy was good, and they have so many different flavors of vodka and liqueurs that your head might start spinning.
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[personal profile] bawanggong 2026-02-21 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
That's kinda what we want though, right? Drink to forget all the bad life choices that got us here?

[ you're 20 dude, shut up. he will clink a glass if she's willing. ] Or to forget you have to keep your more questionable legally binding shit.
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[personal profile] cleaved 2026-02-21 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, I just want to drink to drink. [ amused. what have you done to think this as your first thought you're 20.

she will clink the glass, though, and go to grab another random bottle off the shelf.
] At least the legally binding shit was... kind of vague on all of that. I'd like to see the paperwork again, but who knows if we can.
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[personal profile] bawanggong 2026-02-21 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
If anyone asks, you're contemplating your life choices. [ what HASN'T he done. ]

Probably not. I mean I doubt we could do anything about it now it's signed and we're here, but nothing like seeing how badly we fucked it before we're forced to do the thing we signed up for.
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[personal profile] cleaved 2026-02-21 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure thing, kid. [ excited to find out.

while listening to him, she lines up a few different bottles for them. gin, whiskey, idk take your pick they're all different.
] It might also be easier to understand with more than one person more aware of what a "reality show" is than some of us. But you're right - we're here, and we're not going anywhere now.
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[personal profile] bawanggong 2026-02-21 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
... A show about reality?

[ hmm. ]

Movies are more like telling a story. You think there's an audience for just watching daily life shit? [ i say watching people play video games. ]
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[personal profile] cleaved 2026-02-21 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
If there's drama, I guess. That's what the purple haired kid with all smiles mentioned to me when we were talking about it.

We have plays and performances, that kind of thing, but not really anything like what you all have mentioned. So this is a new one for me - hence why I'd like to look at the papers again.
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[personal profile] bawanggong 2026-02-21 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ thinks about that description. ]

Like... too smiley, could do with giving his cheeks a break levels?

[ that guy. ]

Oh. Huh. I already had someone tell me they don't know what mira is, so I guess that was a sign something's up.
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[personal profile] cleaved 2026-02-21 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ pinches her fingers together a little. ] Tiny bit of a break. Bright blue streaks?

[ he seemed alright, though. ]

Count me in as having no idea what mira is. [ she's friend-shaped! ] I've heard a few different people talk about different... I guess worlds. So.
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[personal profile] bawanggong 2026-02-21 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know the guy.

[ landed on him. fun times. ]

Different worlds? Seriously?
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[personal profile] cleaved 2026-02-21 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ help. what a great way to make friends. ]

One kid mentioned Earth, a bunch of people that have skyfaring vessels... no one's heard of the continent of Rodinia, so I'm kind of assuming I'm on my own for where I'm from.
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[personal profile] bawanggong 2026-02-22 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ literally fall into their arms. or something like that. ]

Never hear of it either. Earth or Rodinia.

I've definitely heard of airships though.
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[personal profile] cleaved 2026-02-22 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Another one of you people that've managed to get into the air... not sure if that kinda thing should ever make it to Rodinia, actually.
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[personal profile] bawanggong 2026-02-22 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
They pulled that shit off before they even sorted out the orbal cars. Which is kinda weird when you think about it -- Liberl got airships going when I was a kid, but moving stuff over the ground real fast? Somehow that took longer.

[ ... ]

Why not?
Edited 2026-02-22 01:02 (UTC)
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[personal profile] cleaved 2026-02-22 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I figure if we ever get our shit together, it's going to be the ground transportation that'll wind up getting done first. Not sure what, though.

[ she never conceived of flying in a craft before now. jesus. ]

Conflicts over resources and land. I feel like that'd just get worse, and there's enough problems with fighting over Luxite, specifically, which would be even more of a nightmare since they'd want to use it to power anything like that.
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[personal profile] bawanggong 2026-02-22 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
You’d think. But, like I said — somehow they invented airships back home and then went oh right, we need to get around on land too. And then like 10 years later I get to sit around listening to my boss acting like he’s about to take his Ingert out on a date.

[ suffering. ]

Sounds like that’ll happen either way, if it’s already brewing. Erebonia was an annex happy shit even before they put a tank on legs and called it technological advancement for military aid, or whatever sounded good in the papers.