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Do it for The Vine! ([personal profile] streamy) wrote in [community profile] thevine2026-02-15 04:14 pm
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✦ WEEK ZERO: TRIAL

✦ WEEK 0, TRIAL: VICTIM ARCHETYPE
TRIAL
29
REMAINING
WUH-OH?
Rise and shine, superstars! It's a brand new day and a brand new opportunity to prove that you have what it takes to win this season's grand prize. Didn't manage to sleep well after yesterday's grisly discovery? A shame. But filming schedules are a cruel mistress, and they don't care to wait for the sleep deprived. As soon as the clock strikes 11:30AM, an announcement will play from the numerous loudspeakers hidden around the island:
THE REAL WAIFUS OF STREAMY VALLEY SEASON 11 RUNNER UP
All contestants, please report to Gold P. Beach. The next segment of this week's thrilling sudden elimination round is about to begin. I repeat, all contestants, please report to Gold P. Beach. The next segment of this week's thrilling sudden elimination round is about to begin.
... Hey, doesn't that voice sound familiar? Is this what they call a celebrity cameo? Huh. Ignore the announcement, and you'll soon find yourself accosted by the local mascots — namazu, loporrits and gestrals alike following after you and trying their damnedest to haul your ass to the beach. And if the pleading stare of these adorable(?) creatures is still not enough to get you moving, then worry not! Because at exactly 11:59AM, if you still haven't made your way over to the beach, a trap door will abruptly materialize under your feet and drop you right into the path leading up to the beach! Better stick your landing, or millions of viewers across the galaxies will watch you belly flop onto the ground. Embarrassing... The path leading up to the beach has been lined with torches, carving out a direct trail that leads right into the bowels of The Council — an old, abandoned ship that rests on the island's south shore. Whether it's the real deal or a fantastic piece of art from this season's set designers is anyone's guess, but you should probably avoid rubbing up against the rustier looking bits and bobs just in case. Inside the bowels of the rotting vessel, you'll see a circular area with enough benches for all of the remaining contestants to lounge about, and several long stone slabs that look a little less empty than usual. And while the sun shines bright above you during the daytime, you'll find that the torches surrounding the ship will soon become your only source of illumination once the sun sets and you are plunged into the murky darkness of the night. Well, with the sole exception of one torch that will remain unlit the entire time. At the far end sit three thrones with a rather peculiar display behind each one, and currently occupied by Live, Laugh and Love. A large LED display has been hung up behind them, which simply reads:
TIME REMAINING 09:00:00:00
As soon as it's officially 12:00PM, the LED display will begin to count down until it hits 00:00:00:00 at the very end of the trial. To the left of your hosts, there's a large beach cooler filled with all kinds of chilled drinks — from water bottles, to juice pouches and sodas, and, yes, even half bottles of wines and other alcoholic drinks. There's a plastic table nestled a couple of feet away, where the remains of the ship shield it from the sun, covered in a spread of sandwiches, baked goods, chips, dips, and what appears to be leftovers from yesterday's lunch and dinner. None of these items are fresh and most of them look like they came right out of a vending machine, but it's the thought that counts...? Welcome to your very first trial, superstars! Better get nice and comfy, because you're going to be here for a long, long while.
☰ VICTIM(S)
Will

☰ OOC NOTES
✦ It's trial time, baby! Over the course of the next nine hours, characters will have the opportunity to discuss, investigate and theorize about this week's murder. Characters will have time to examine the body of the victim and explore relevant locations. ✦ There will be a one hour tag break starting at 4PM EST/1PM PST. While players are allowed to keep tagging through the hour, all mod tags will pause and players are encouraged to take a break, eat and hydrate. ✦ The voting page is now unlocked! Please read through the post carefully for more information about how voting will work in this game. Note that voting is not mandatory in The Vine, and it is up to each character to decide if they wish to cast a vote before the end of the trial or not. ✦ Characters will be unable to leave The Council until the end of trial, as they will be blocked off by that same translucent barrier that prevents them from entering the currently locked segments of the island and a small gaggle of some very determined mascots. You wouldn't want to make them sad, right...? Exceptions will be made for the purpose of investigations, of course, where characters will be accompanied by an NPC escort.
extensiveform: (what does it mean.....)

[personal profile] extensiveform 2026-02-28 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You think this was the always planned 'big Saturday event?' [they can talk about how cool and rugged and not stinky caleb is later.] The trial isn't a pivot? Live mentioned an emergency meeting they can't tell us about.
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[personal profile] syncer 2026-02-28 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well he's a little insane, so the answer's yes, but he will at least pretend to be thinking this over. ]

Can't say for sure, but the curfew was always planned which means the sudden elimination round was probably also always planned.
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[personal profile] extensiveform 2026-02-28 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's go with that. Live also answered a couple questions I had about the audience. They're watching, but they don't know what happened to Will.

[yaaaay everyone's in the dark!!!]

If this is working by design, how did they manage sixty-eight other seasons?
syncer: (Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash)

[personal profile] syncer 2026-02-28 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd wondered about that before remembering the notification from Thursday said there'd be like an eight hour commercial break. It means the audience was cut off for the same night we were. I don't know if that's better or worse.

[ Yaaaay everyone's in the dark!!! ]

Are we sure this same design came up in the other sixty-eight seasons? Even if a show's the same, there are some elements that stay and some that change.
extensiveform: (u hurt jem)

[personal profile] extensiveform 2026-02-28 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Like how in season one it was the milfs and their sons, then in season two they brought non-sons with dads.

[the unending milf manor marathons are paying dividends.]

If this is the start, what's... [jem regrets the question before he can finish asking it.] For now, let's outrace the timer. If you need anything from me, just let me know.
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[personal profile] syncer 2026-02-28 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's still keeping his back to the timer for some reason. ]

Not the example I would've gone with, but fair enough. Yeah, like that. [ He offers a little smile though. ] Thanks, Jem. I'll let you know.