WELCOME

a very competent bunch

Standing on the beach is a group of three figures wearing large helmets, and each dressed in suits - one orange, one yellow , and one green. Well... mostly dressed might be a better word. As the boat comes to shore, eagle-eyed fruits might notice that two of the hosts are missing the sleeves of their suits. A pile of orange and yellow fabric sits in the sand; the yellow helmeted figure and the orange helmeted figure are hard at work tugging on the sleeves of the green helmeted figure. "Are you kidding, an eight?" says the yellow helmeted figure. "I know, I know ~ a four at best." says the orange helmeted figure. They look at the green helmeted figure in unison. The LED screen on the helmet of the green figure turns to a [...] "...Uh. I guess???" However, this is interrupted by the foghorn of the boat, honked loudly - all three figures jump, and with a RIIIIP, one of the green figure's sleeves is ripped off. All three figures turn to the boat and... to the new fruits. Showtime?