frostythehitman: (confused but kinda smug about it)
James "dumpster fire gijinka" Barnes ([personal profile] frostythehitman) wrote in [community profile] thevine 2026-02-20 11:28 pm (UTC)

a. [pink voice] let's get this party started

[ here is a man all dressed up! he looks around, curious and suspicious. He starts opening cabinets, checking doors, even scrutinizing the ceiling and the disco ball.

You can find him trying to jump, white boy, jump to reach the disco ball, even trying to do acrobatics off the tables and counters to do it. but he just keeps failing. at least he rolls gracefully into the fall instead of just eating shit on the floor. ]


b. obligatory booze

[ ooooor you can find him a little later at the bar, pouring himself a nice glass of vodka. ]

Well, this is all...nicer than expected so far.

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