[Well there's someone lounging in the weirdly warm room with the king-sized waterbed. You asked who'd want to sleep here. Well, this colorful youn g man would.

There he is, holding the fan with one hand so it's aiming to his face, and with the other he's perusing the travel book, nodding to himself]

Ah, this all seems to me like common sense. Mr. or Ms. Meloncholia doesn't seem to have much to tell...

[But he'll keep reading. It's not like he has anything else to do. Whenever someone enters, though, he looks up and smiles]

Hello! A rule of traveling without stress is talking to friendly travelers. Go ahead and talk to me.

[He's a friendly traveler, after all!]